VIP

After my husband received an injury playing hockey, I drove him to the hospital to have his shoulder looked at. He was in a great deal of pain, and every bump I drove caused him agony. In the carpark, Dennis told me to pull into a spot near the front door, but I noticed a sign there that read VIP PARKING ONLY.

When I suggested that perhaps I shouldn't there, Dennis groaned, It stand for Very Injured Person. Park it!"