Rush ..

Running late for work one morning, I quickly packed my things, pulled on some shoes and headed for the door. As I passed my maid's young son, he looked up at me and asked, "Aren't you forgetting something?"

"No, everything's in my bag and I really need to go," I replied quickly.

Then, as I was walking up the street, I glanced down and noticed my shadow- and my peculiar egg shaped head. I still had my bath towel twisted round my hair.