Two criminals were sentenced to die in electric chair on the same day. The priest had given them both last rites and a formal speech had been given by the warder.
The warden asked the first man, "Do you have a last request?"
The warden asked the first man, "Do you have a last request?"
The man replied"Yes, sir, I do. I love James Blunt. Could I please hear 'You're Beutiful' one last time?"
"Of course," replied the warden. He turned to another man and asked, "What about you? What is your final request?"
"Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."
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